Spicy Tofu Scramble with Guacamole and Red Cabbage

I’m pretty unconventional when it comes to guacamole—I tried my first avocado at nineteen, so to say the least I have less experience with them than most people. I’m an acid-loving condiment whore as many of you know, so while I adore ALL guacamole, I think mine’s superior because it’s a goddamn flavor sensation. This is how I make my guacamole, which is full of fresh veggies and a little kick. 

• 4 ripe avocados, mashed with a fork (save two of the seeds for the leftovers, if there are any)
• 1/4 large red onion, diced
• 1 medium tomato, de-seeded and diced
• garlic powder (to your liking—I always eyeball it)
• s&p to taste
• 2 tsp lime juice
• 2 tbsp jalapeno juice (yes, the jarred stuff—TRUST me on this)
• about 7-9 jalapeno slices, diced (from the jar)

The jarred jalapenos and their vinegar offer a VERY different taste than if you were to us fresh jalapenos. I actually prefer it—a lot. Notice that I don’t use cilantro (it tastes like soap to me). 

The tofu scramble above is a sautee of yellow onions, orange bell pepper, and 2 fresh jalapenos, all diced with minced garlic. For spices, I used s&p, chilli powder, a LITTLE cumin, and about a handful of nutritional yeast. Normally I’d use tumeric as well, but unfortunately we don’t have any in the house. This will soon be remedied! 

And, of course, red cabbage, a bed of which gives that awesome crunch. I can never eat too much raw red cabbage. 

veganskinnybitch:

veganskinnybitch:

Alright guys, let’s approach CLIF with this. At 2,000 signatures, someone is going to win all these excellent vegan goods.

My petition to get CLIF & Company to boycott palm oil successfully reached the 700 mark due to my last giveaway, and I’ll say it again,IF I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SNACKS TO SAVE THE WORLD, BY GOLLY I WILL GIVE YOU SNACKS.

I tried to keep it as unisex as possible, but hey—I am a girl. Here’s what the lucky person who helps me save the world will get:

• An EcoTools Brush Set
• 30 mini PB&J Larabars
• Smith’s Minted Rose Lip Balm (totally awesome and not at all “girly”)
• 1-2-3 Gluten-Free Yellow Cake Mix
• Dorset Cereals Cranberry, Cherry, & Almond Muesli
• Valor Dark Chocolate Bar with Almonds
• A KOALACORE Clothing Accessory Pack, generously donated by my good friend Ricky Sanchez. 10% of their company profit goes to the ASPCA! #weareallanimals

And then a few little odds n’ ends from me as well :)

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UPDATE 4/16/12

Hey guys! As of VegWorcester’s VegFest yesterday, I’m adding MORE stuff to this giveaway! And a few Trader Joe’s goodies.

Stickers, buttons, and veg/animal info packets galore! Don’t worry—I’m only putting in the best pamphlets.

We’re almost at 1,000 signatures!! Have you signed and entered yet??

veganskinnybitch:

veganskinnybitch:

Alright guys, let’s approach CLIF with this. At 2,000 signatures, someone is going to win all these excellent vegan goods.

My petition to get CLIF & Company to boycott palm oil successfully reached the 700 mark due to my last giveaway, and I’ll say it again,IF I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SNACKS TO SAVE THE WORLD, BY GOLLY I WILL GIVE YOU SNACKS.

I tried to keep it as unisex as possible, but hey—I am a girl. Here’s what the lucky person who helps me save the world will get:

• An EcoTools Brush Set
• 30 mini PB&J Larabars
• Smith’s Minted Rose Lip Balm (totally awesome and not at all “girly”)
• 1-2-3 Gluten-Free Yellow Cake Mix
• Dorset Cereals Cranberry, Cherry, & Almond Muesli
• Valor Dark Chocolate Bar with Almonds
• A KOALACORE Clothing Accessory Pack, generously donated by my good friend Ricky Sanchez. 10% of their company profit goes to the ASPCA! #weareallanimals

And then a few little odds n’ ends from me as well :)

This is a Rafflecopter giveaway, so here’s what you must do:Because Tumblr is too lame to support the widget’s HTML,

go here to enter the giveaway. You can go back every day to get points.

Again, go here to enter the giveaway.

UPDATE 4/16/12

Hey guys! As of VegWorcester’s VegFest yesterday, I’m adding MORE stuff to this giveaway! And a few Trader Joe’s goodies.

Stickers, buttons, and veg/animal info packets galore! Don’t worry—I’m only putting in the best pamphlets.

We’re almost at 1,000 signatures!! Have you signed and entered yet??

NO ONE CAN WIN UNTIL WE REACH 2,000! Please read and sign!

veganskinnybitch:

veganskinnybitch:

Alright guys, let’s approach CLIF with this. At 2,000 signatures, someone is going to win all these excellent vegan goods.

My petition to get CLIF & Company to boycott palm oil successfully reached the 700 mark due to my last giveaway, and I’ll say it again,IF I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SNACKS TO SAVE THE WORLD, BY GOLLY I WILL GIVE YOU SNACKS.

I tried to keep it as unisex as possible, but hey—I am a girl. Here’s what the lucky person who helps me save the world will get:

• An EcoTools Brush Set
• 30 mini PB&J Larabars
• Smith’s Minted Rose Lip Balm (totally awesome and not at all “girly”)
• 1-2-3 Gluten-Free Yellow Cake Mix
• Dorset Cereals Cranberry, Cherry, & Almond Muesli
• Valor Dark Chocolate Bar with Almonds
• A KOALACORE Clothing Accessory Pack, generously donated by my good friend Ricky Sanchez. 10% of their company profit goes to the ASPCA! #weareallanimals

And then a few little odds n’ ends from me as well :)

This is a Rafflecopter giveaway, so here’s what you must do:Because Tumblr is too lame to support the widget’s HTML,

go here to enter the giveaway. You can go back every day to get points.

Again, go here to enter the giveaway.

UPDATE 4/16/12

Hey guys! As of VegWorcester’s VegFest yesterday, I’m adding MORE stuff to this giveaway! And a few Trader Joe’s goodies.

Stickers, buttons, and veg/animal info packets galore! Don’t worry—I’m only putting in the best pamphlets.

We’re almost at 1,000 signatures!! Have you signed and entered yet??